Coming up to my 29th Birthday...

Coming up to my 29th Birthday I find myself standing in front of a microwave watching pizza rolls rotate and bubble.  Poured into a wine glass I sip down a fine Smirnoff and Fruit Punch Gatorade.  At that point I ask myself, "Am I still trying to hold on to my twenties or am I just a dumb-ass?"  Three pizza roles later...I forgot I even had that conversation with myself and watched Lost.